*joins vegetarian bandwagon*
RIGHT. Vegetarians are people who eat vegetables.

But ask a libertarian when they last ate a liberal, and they'll look at you in disgust. Ask a librarian when they last ate a library, and they'll think you're mad.

Ask a nonagenarian when they last ate a 90-yea... and so on.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? etc


Sorry.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:12, 8 replies)

***Worst Post Ever Award***
Now you have to make an acceptance speech.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)

*gushes*
*sobs*

I'd like to thank everyone I've ever met. Personally. And in the nude.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:19, closed)

Meeting people in the nude
is getting harder and harder these days. They keep running away, and I'm not as fit as I used to be.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:20, closed)

*gets harder and harder*
*runs away*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:22, closed)

COME BACK
I only want to make you love me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:29, closed)

This post is very silly
Hence, I like it.
(icassu, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:47, closed)

Herbivore
is the word you were looking for. A person that eats libraries would be a... librarivore, not a librarian.
(Davmaster is not a quadrispazz, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:47, closed)

eeeeehehehehehee
eheheh
(popiellajones, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 22:58, closed)