newspapers
I will not buy the Daily Mail or the Sunday Mail on principle. Or the sun

Yeah, right, NORMALLY. I have possibly 4(?)times bought these in the last 5 years for the DVD freeb.

Is a hangover any excuse when you are going to hell?
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:15, 5 replies)

i read the sun
but only for striker.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:23, closed)

I once bought The Sport
But only for the headline: DOLPHIN CAUGHT WEARING WIG: AMAZING PROOF OF INTELLIGENCE
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:27, closed)

^^That is awesome...

and I'm sure you only bought it for that article...

so I can presume you threw it away without checking out a single massively inflated breasticle??


*raises eyebrow*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:06, closed)

I stole
'The Eagle Has Landed' from out of the Saturday Mail's polythene bag once, rather than give those arseholes my money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:28, closed)

I was tempted too
there is a school of thought that says if you ripped off a mail or murdoch readers goody bag they would be unable to work it out and spend ages more puzzled than before.
But nicking things even if "free" is not somewhere I want to be as it doesn`t feel right.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:43, closed)