
Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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No, it really isn't. It's hard-coded into the DNA, because that's how the species procreates.
Now, I don't care which side your bread is buttered, but no amount of rug-munching or rootling round in the vegemite valley of love is going to end up with Mr Sperm bumping into Ms Egg in a dark fallopian tube, having a good time and settling down to some serious cellular mitosis in the Uterus suburbs.
Look, blowjobs are no good from a biological point of view, no matter how much fun they may be - sorry Mr Gay and Mrs Lesbian - you can't breed with your own gender. Only £Thousands of (generally) tax-payers' money pissed away on IVF or surrogacy will allow that and frankly, as a tax payer, I'd rather that money went on things that save lives, not a lifestyle accesory for the trendy same-sex couple down the road.
Sorry, but that's just my view - I don't hate teh gays, I just think that the cash is better spent elsewhere if it's on the NHS. Same goes for IVF as a whole, though.
( , Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:15, 1 reply)

Bit of biology here. For a normally fertile rug muncher, you don't need IVF or any of that high tech stuff. Just a willing wanker and a turkey baster. Job done
Oh and teh gays of either biological persuasion can adopt if they can hack being patronised by social workers
( , Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:31, closed)
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