Inspired by the Snark's posts
re: the type of christianity she refers to

must be nice to know that no matter how much of an utter fucking cunt you are that as long as you make out that you are sufficiently sorry at some point before you die then everything is fine.

whereas the rest of us are going to hell. frankly I'm looking forward to meeting you all there. Terry Pratchett tells us that the only music in heaven is Elgar or Liszt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:06, 4 replies)

Bah
But these people are only 'sorry' for selfish reasons (heaven) not for moral and selfless reasons.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:22, closed)

I've wondered whether that kind of sorryness would be accepted
certainly wouldn't be if I were god!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:34, closed)

Meh
The way I think about it, I honestly don't know wether there is a god(s) or not, but if I try not to be a complete cunt to people and generaly try not to use other people for my own selfish benifit, any god worth worshiping is going to let me into heaven or whatever.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:58, closed)

Even Liszt is pushing it...
The way he put it about, he'd be lucky to get a sniff of Satan's soiled undercrackers. Was a complete fanny-rat.

So...Elgar. But also possibly JS Bach. That's pretty much it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 20:51, closed)