Retro
Had the misfortune of living in a shared house in Camden a year or two back.

Every fucker in that house was a, well, a fucker.

One particular hypocrite who comes to mind was the fuckwit indie kid, the Pete Doherty wannabe right down to the stupid fucking hat and drainpipe trousers.

This cunt would spend shitloads of money buying clothes in Camden Market, all the mouldy old piss and sweat smelling shit that anyone with any sense chucked out in the eighties and early ninetees. And this stuff costs an absolute fortune, the prices would make your eyes bleed.

I recall one time I was in the kitchen, looking over some gear I'd picked up at the Hornsey Trust shop my mate runs in Tufnell Park.

"Hey, cunty-balls (not his real name though quite fitting)," I said. "Look what I picked up in the charity shop. Only cost a tenner."

Cunty-balls looked at me like I'd just raped his mum. "Huh, charity shops! No thank you!"

"Erm, all your gear's second hand..."

"No," he said, indicating his Damon Albarn style shell suit top, complete with original wet dog smell. "This stuff is retro, the *ahem* clothing you buy is second hand."

Cunt.

I did piss on his toothbrush before I moved out, though. Made me feel loads better.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 23:17, 5 replies)

Two words
Nathan Barley.
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 0:33, closed)

The most underrated show of recent years,
if you ask me (which, I am fully aware, you didn't).

But then I live around Shoreditch, so to me it was basically a fucking documentary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:54, closed)

Yeah, it gets unfairly slated a lot
I think most of the people who slate it have never been to Shoreditch. It's definitely a documentary!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:16, closed)

Never seen it
though I've just googled it and if Chris Morris has had anything to do with it think I'll have to check it out. Cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:07, closed)

You'll LOVE it
Guaranteed.

Excruciating/utterly hilarious in equal measures. Morris and Brooker dream team magic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, closed)