Piss in the sink while you brush your teeth
It saves approximately 9.28% off your tight morning schedule. If you figure out how to have a shit and cook your breakfast at the same time let me know. I tried installing a steamer to cook my breakfast while I shower, but the soggy toast wasn't doing it for me.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:42, 1 reply)

Fuck me,
I find it hard enough to get going in the morning without multi-tasking. I'd probably end up shitting in the microwave and drinking out of the toilet...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:45, closed)

I really didn't need that mental image
At the exact same time that the microwave dinged, ready for me to extract my wattie's microwave soup. Big N' Hearty Beef now looks like Brown N' Beefy diarrhoea.
(Helixdaunting, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:14, closed)