Let it be known that...
I command a deep respect and admiration from my devout followers all around the world. My actions and words are comforting and reassuring to those who share with me the beliefs of the One True Vision and Goal.

One time during a visit to one of the oases of truth in the desert of disbelief I was questioned by an opponent in relation to my wholly wholesome extra-curricular activities in a more colourful district.

"Behold!" said the jealous minion.
"He drinks alcohol in total disregard of The Way!"

Of course my activites were part of a trial that He chose for me and I answered forthright with confidence and ease.

"Do not question me! For my actions are those destined in the Plan. The liquid of which you speak simply turned to water at the touch of my lips!"

"Oh!" said he.
"Well, that's alright then, isn't it."

"Yes, it is, my little one." I said.
(Evilsquirrelboy, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:45, 1 reply)

So? I can turn wine into water easily, too.
Takes an hour or two, but I can do it.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:59, closed)