Rehab
A mate of mine works at a drug rehab centre.

He was telling me about the time he had a trainee in with him. Before the session with the recovering drug addicts, he lectured this trainee, really hammered home the fact that under no circumstances could she mention drugs once she was in the room. It would set the addicts off and fuck with their minds. It was an open, learning environment where the addicts could explore new avenues of thinking which didn't envolve injecting, snorting, or smoking substances.

Moments later, walking into the room with the trainee trailing behind, my mate says "Hello", to the assembled patients.

Then he says:

"I'm just popping out to get a drink from the vending machine. Coke, anyone???"

The trainee snorted like a giraffe, apparently.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:36, 4 replies)

*clicks*
I just snorted tea all over my keyboard :p
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:09, closed)

Click!
Ha!
(Save Us All !!!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:11, closed)

Have a click, Spanky
this is well funny
(Errin C, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:12, closed)

Thats good
really good
(Grrrrr Tigers, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:13, closed)