The Queen.
Guarantees an instant win in any argument; "Yeah? Well I fucked the Queen."

Note: Not Queen, or a queen. They're easier.
( gone, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:13, 2 replies)

I used to get about with one of the Household Guards, who was shagging one of the Buck House servant girls.
The servants' quarters are still up in the attics, and he was shagging her from behind, looking out of her window while gazing across Green Park on a sunny afternoon, thinking to himself, "This is one to tell the grandchildren ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:19, closed)

"Gather 'round, grandchildren, and let me tell you how The Queen once overheard me doing a girl up the wrong'un."

( gone, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:38, closed)