Well, there's not much of a story to be told, is there?
I would like to shag *Name of unconventionally attractive person*.
Q: Why?
A: Umm...because my cock says so.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:40, 1 reply)

Well yes, that's exactly what I said though, isn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:41, closed)

Merely elucidating the point dear boy, merely elucidating the point.
Although you could see a good story coming out of the tortured mental processes that could induce one to be enamored of, say, John Major. The imagined trysts. The long, steamy nights watching the party conference highlights. And by 'good' I mean 'utterly disturbing on every conceivable level'.

*EDIT* Fuck you, rule 34. Fuck you. www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=1381355
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:46, closed)

yes, maybe just the list of names is better if you put it like that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:51, closed)