I;ve seen Yvette Cooper's lacy bright pink knickers.
Amazingly, this is true. I was watching a focus group about the housing market when she was Minister for housing and pensions or whatever the fuck her job title was. She was sat next to me and leant forward to get a glass of water and a gap appeared at the back of her trousers.

And yes, I did find it and her quite attractive.

Wait...this should be an actual answer this week, shouldn't it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:49, 1 reply)

I'd have been tempted to garrote her and her irritating husband with said pair of undercrackers...
...as for Louise Mensch, I'd accept nothing less than to see her bludgeoned by the collected works of Jeffrey Archer.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:53, closed)

and then
you'd have sex with them, right?
(rogerzilla, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:16, closed)