This is by far and away the most worrying crush of the week so far

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:58, 1 reply)

And I'm probably more worried by it than anyone else......
.....the mere mention of a Labour Party Conference has one's trousers resembling a teepee. I daren't walk into Currys if it's being televised.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 5:41, closed)