PAGING PISTON-BLOKE!
Piston, You're in with this one.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:40, 1 reply)

I don't appear to understand your meaning...
Or are you referring to his piston-in-an-engine-room-like action?
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, closed)

B3tan Piston-bloke. Waterproof rapist, Stand-up non-comedian and all round good guy.
IS Arnold Judas Rimmer incarnate.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:48, closed)

Hah, awesome
I do appreciate the ability to remain water-resistant during acts of sexual molestation in a man.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, closed)