Short cuts.
Here's a handy short cut to help you with the rest of this weeks answers. As there is minimal effort going in anyway, I may as well make it even easier.


(INSERT FIRST NAME) (INSERT SURNAME) : I would (insert word from list A) a (Insert word(s) from list B) IN/UP/DOWN/ON (delete as applicable) HER (CHOOSE FROM LIST C)

LIST A:

Throw
Chuck
Tip
Put
Send
Hurl
Lob
Whack
Jam
Ram
Wham
Bam
Smack
Push
Drive
Squirt
Spurt


LIST B

Load
mouthful
weight
handful
bucket
wad
wodge
cock
knob
rod
pink oboe
stiffy
fist
forearm
head
trouser adder
wee man
handful of gravel
12 lords a leaping


LIST C

face
chest
chuff
poop chute
next door neighbour




Here's a list of handy names for you that I don't believe have been used yet, in case you need more help


Bella Emburg
That woman from the old fat ballet dancers
Jilly Cooper
Edwina Curry
The Virgin Mary
Mother Theresa
Daisy Duck

And for the really, truly disturbed and depraved: Jodie Marsh.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:20, 9 replies)

tl:dr?
b3ta.com/questions/iffycrushes/post1381545
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:22, closed)

Arse.
The worst thing is, I think I clicked I Like That on yours and still forgot it had already been done.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:25, closed)

You're both totally on topic this week...
...sadly.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:26, closed)

Even B3tards aren't weird enough to want to get squelchy with Jodie Marsh
*shudders*

It takes a lot to make Katie Price seem attractive, which is why I suppose Jodie Marsh has to exist. A bit like Portsmouth: it makes Southampton seem almost pleasant.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:37, closed)

you forgot
stick
finger
and most importantly, Betty White.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)

Not to mention
park
winkle
teasmade
chaffinch
and Les Dawson in drag in those skits he used to do with Roy Barraclough
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:27, closed)

I most certainly did not.
I was just saving that for my answer.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:42, closed)

i can go you one better than Betty White
Bea Arthur.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:22, closed)

Well....
The best I have is:

Daisy Duck: I would put a handful of gravel on her next door neighbour...

*Bow chicky bow-wow*
(BigJoeWil is perfecting the art of procrastination since, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:21, closed)