Professor Mary O'Kane
This will be too obscure for many here but for a while a decade or so ago my fantasy crush was Professor Mary O'Kane when she was Vice-Chancellor of Adelaide University.

At the time I was a callow 20 something lad working iat the university. She was in her 40s and absolutely feared by her staff, lecturers and the government for her rather blunt approach to making the university one of the best in the world.

She was single, a workaholic and often scowled, and combined with the fact she was a woman in a position of power, led to a huge array of wild rumours circulating about her; she was a lesbian, she chopped off bloke's todgers as a hobby, she menstruated sulphuric acid. All this, of course, meant I got a monster lob on whenever I saw her.

While this obviously went nowhere we almost had an extremely awkward moment when she walked into my office one evening. Fortunately the geography of the office meant she couldn't see that I had images of her up on the computer and was having a touch up, so to speak.

She suddenly resigned after senior staff passed a motion of no confidence in her. With nothing left for me at the university, I moved on soon afterwards.

Nowadays she's the New South Wales Chief Scientist. www.chiefscientist.nsw.gov.au/About.aspx
(Hammer of Justice, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 4:24, 1 reply)

"Command me, Mistress!"
A glorious death in a perfect commingling of lust, terror and pain.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:42, closed)