It's alright scarpe, you might be short, and bald, and a bit yellow, and collect spiderman comics, and weirdly rate 'Daredevil' as somehow watchable, but you're all man and that's what counts out here in qotw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:13, 1 reply)

Look, to be honest
after a few beers, I probably would shag Holly Walsh, but she's still no fucking oil painting, is she?
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:25, closed)

I think she's cute in that pixie-like way:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:36, closed)

More of a
'horse-like way'.

That pic is not typical of her, most of the time she looks fucking miserble.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:39, closed)

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:43, closed)

I already said, I'd give her one,
but only if Sarah Millican wasn't available.
(username failed moderation, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:46, closed)

Save it for the judge, Mr Walsh.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:50, closed)