close your car window or that bear will smell us and attack!!!
I didn't believe her and it did smell us, but it didn't attack. Instead it ended up semi-humping the car...
(donald_semblance, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:51, 1 reply)

It's OK
you could tell everyone the ursine spooge was just residue from your last dogging trip
(rogerzilla, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 13:46, closed)