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What wholesome advice have you ignored, to your own downfall?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:01)
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Oh hello Monty
You know I'm in Shaun of the Dead, right?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:02, 1 reply)
Nothing would surprise me less.
It's excruciatingly poor. I can honestly say that the scene where they are throwing records at that prick, is without doubt the most pathetic and embarrassing scene in any film I have ever seen. I am genuinely shaking my head just thinking about it.

Do you, by any chance, play a complete fucking spastic in it?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:06, closed)
Aw diddums
Someone's a bit of a misery-guts today. What's wrong, Monts? Have you finally realised what a total and utter waste of time your life has been?
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:20, closed)

time money
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29, closed)
I'll take that as a 'yes', then.

(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:35, closed)
Yes, I spent ages developing the character of "complete fucking spastic".
I lived in Kentish Town at the time and I based him on this sad fuck I used to see hanging around on those benches outside the tube station with long hair and a paedo 'tache. He was always sniffing around the local crack whores but most of them wouldn't give him the time of day because he was a deadbeat loser with no money. I heard that he eventually got one of them so wasted that she let him fuck her once, but after that he moved away, probably to some complete shithole.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53, closed)
Oh this is frightfully good.
You really are top notch at this stuff.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:11, closed)
It passes the time while I sit on my balcony
Sipping orange juice and munching on a croissant
(, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:18, closed)

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