Oh hello Monty
You know I'm in Shaun of the Dead, right?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:02, 1 reply)

Nothing would surprise me less.
It's excruciatingly poor. I can honestly say that the scene where they are throwing records at that prick, is without doubt the most pathetic and embarrassing scene in any film I have ever seen. I am genuinely shaking my head just thinking about it.

Do you, by any chance, play a complete fucking spastic in it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:06, closed)

Aw diddums
Someone's a bit of a misery-guts today. What's wrong, Monts? Have you finally realised what a total and utter waste of time your life has been?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:20, closed)

time money
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29, closed)

I'll take that as a 'yes', then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:35, closed)

Yes, I spent ages developing the character of "complete fucking spastic".
I lived in Kentish Town at the time and I based him on this sad fuck I used to see hanging around on those benches outside the tube station with long hair and a paedo 'tache. He was always sniffing around the local crack whores but most of them wouldn't give him the time of day because he was a deadbeat loser with no money. I heard that he eventually got one of them so wasted that she let him fuck her once, but after that he moved away, probably to some complete shithole.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53, closed)

Oh this is frightfully good.
You really are top notch at this stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:11, closed)

It passes the time while I sit on my balcony
Sipping orange juice and munching on a croissant
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:18, closed)