or i could make you cry like i made monty cry
by picturing a conversation between your mrs and your daughter, when your daughter is asking when daddy is coming home, and mummy is explaining what bronchioloalveolar carcinoma means....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:48, 3 replies)

Does it mean sexy bumfun time?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:50, closed)

what doesn't mean that to you?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:51, closed)

YOUR SON IS DEAD!
MR KIRK, DO YOU HAVE A SON NAMED ROBERT KIRK, AGED 17?

YOUR SON IS DEAD!

What a lovely old hymn that was.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:57, closed)

Takes me back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:10, closed)

OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.
Please remind me of this post over the next few days.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:52, closed)

In Battered's case the story will go
Daughter: "When's daddy coming home?"
Mum: "He's standing right in front of you. Look down. Come on now, this stopped being funny when you were seven. Show your dad some respect"
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:12, closed)

haha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:17, closed)