I used to say that
To everyone who bought a Hampster in the pet shop I worked in. Some folk would get the joke, others would take it deadly serious.
(kilt101, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 14:52, 1 reply)

I hope you didn't write the signs for the pet shop.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:08, closed)

They wouldn't have sold many pers if he had.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 16:31, closed)

Poor per-salesman?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 20:29, closed)

Hope he wasn't on commission, being paid by performance, per per.

EDIT: we're going to look fairly silly/coolly inscrutable if he ninjas in a correction.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:41, closed)

Why
Edit the per shop but not the hampster?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:52, closed)

Aren't we talking about the hampster? I may have got the wrong end of the stick here.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 21:54, closed)

As per your reply
I believe the per-son wasn't discussing the hamster, rather the shop.
Then again my reasoning may not be per-fect.

EDIT: It may not be a hamster but will this do?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:16, closed)

A perspicacious observation. Personally, I'm perplexed. Perhaps the (now) original per was actually mocking a preexisting per, now ninjad out of existence, leading to a perambulating discussion of per.

Edits should be marked. Not doing so is perfidious.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:01, closed)

Pervert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:47, closed)

*consults google*
Perruquier.

_{Yeah, I called you a wig-maker. Wot choo gonna do?}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 23:53, closed)