don't wizz on
the electric fence
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:49, 10 replies)

Flat surfaces are far better for the use of amphetamines, I'm told.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:25, closed)

that's why pikeys have imitation granite work surfaces
also, it makes a line harder to find
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:28, closed)

I tried this a couple of months ago.
Nothing happened.
Don't know if I was more disappointed or relieved.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:38, closed)

it's because the stream of urine is broken up, not solid
doesn't conduct electricity properly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:45, closed)

Speak for yourself.
My piss is breathtaking, in both beauty and majesty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:30, closed)

Go on then
How much for a shower?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 19:20, closed)

It doesn't work on modern electric fences.
Try pissing into a mains socket if you're dead set on electrocuting your cock.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:00, closed)

Electrococking?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 17:47, closed)

Like this?
youtubedoubler.com/?video1=DugqPsSdc8E&start1=0&video2=N8fwtkC5UJU&start2=0&authorName=JamHamster
( JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 10:24, closed)

ha!
that's the bunny!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 13:56, closed)