do not share your feelings
I tell myself this many times, i usually listen.....but on occasion....i dont.
eg do not tell your neighbour you love her, when;
a) she is pretty but not that amazing
b) she already has a boyfriend
c) you are nearly twice her age
d) you are married

things go a bit odd when you do.
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:21, 8 replies)

Ah Albert, good to have you back again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:24, closed)

er....
regrettably I believe this may be a case of mistaken identity....

i know who i am, but i believe that you may think that i am someone who i am not
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:51, closed)

Odd eh?

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:09, closed)

Lay hee hoo?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:12, closed)

Ooo wah diddy

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 3:04, closed)

yeah odd.
shocking isnt it....
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:52, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:00, closed)

And certainly don't cover her with all loads of rose petals while she's in the bath.
Particularly if you're a gay man.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:07, closed)