I was in the pub a few weeks ago....
...watching a football game, between Tottenham Hotspur and Man United.
The guy standing next to me was Swedish, but didn't know much about English football teams. He just recognised them by their colour and so he was following the white colour shirts.
It was a tense match, when Man U scored in the 94th minute. The drunk Swedish guy exclaimed "*hic* nooooo, da vytes,....."
(PaddedJungle, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 5:51, 2 replies)

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 10:48, closed)

Thankyou
I could not see the point of this dull anecdote until you made me realise it's a terrible pun.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:11, closed)