Advice?
- Never moon a werewolf
- Never play leap-frog with a unicorn
- Never eat anything bigger than your head
- Never pet a burning cat
- Never shit where you eat
- Never order anything in "the chef's own sauce"

Blimey, that was some weekend...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:09, 2 replies)

What have you got against a
bag of candy floss?

Racist.
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:52, closed)

also...
Niven's First Law: Never throw shit at an armed man.

Corolloray to Niven's First Law: Never stand next to someone who is throwing shit at an armed man.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:52, closed)