Ignoring Instructions
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
When I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
( , Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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invited a long time known friend for a bit of fun over the past couple of days. made it clear to her i only wanted to mess about. she asks if we have a future. i say no.
needless to say women are ugly when they cry.
so i do the manly thing. an say it was all my fault.
cheered her up. if she fugging listened she wouldnt be ugly when she cries....
( , Fri 5 May 2006, 20:58, Reply)
invited a long time known friend for a bit of fun over the past couple of days. made it clear to her i only wanted to mess about. she asks if we have a future. i say no.
needless to say women are ugly when they cry.
so i do the manly thing. an say it was all my fault.
cheered her up. if she fugging listened she wouldnt be ugly when she cries....
( , Fri 5 May 2006, 20:58, Reply)
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