Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Are Friends Electric?Apols in advance for legnth, I've never paid much attention to instructions and am proud to say i have never ever read a manual. I've usualy got away with it but a couple of time really suffered for my sloth. The best/worst time was after smoking are fair sized bag of weed, when my huge old twin tub washing machine broke down. Something told me it might be the fuse, having only seen this done by on TV I thought cant be hard. After dismanteling the plug with a butter knife I changed the fuse thinking piece of piss to myself smugly, and briefly considered a carear as an electrician. Unfortunately, for the life of me I could'nt get the back of the plug back on. After several attempts I thought fuck it I'll freestyle this and just put it in as is. the top prong went in fine and it was only when I pushed both bottom prongs in that I noticed the switch was on... several seconds (could have been minutes) I realise that, thumbs still attached I am literally wired up to the National Grid and am being shocked to fuck! I manage to let go and colapse heart racing and teeth chattering.Suffice to say my GF now deals with all matters electrical. As for legnth I must refer the honorable gentleman to the reply I gave a few moments ago.
(, Sat 6 May 2006, 6:44, Reply)
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