I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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climbing frames of death....When my sister was about 3 i used to take her across the road to my mates back garden where her garden was huge.
She has an old climbinng frame left by the old family and my sister decided to climb on it buck naked. after being warned that this was probably a bad idea she promptly fell on her naked arse and fell on a pole and cut her little bits.
blood everywhere, naked child running around, my mate trying not to laugh and her mum having to wrap my sister in a blanket and taking her round home where she had to sit in a cold bath for an hour.
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squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 18:14,
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