I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Jimmy SuperFly SnukaWhen i was 10 and after watching WWF Star jimmy superfly snuka hurl himself from the top rope, i decided it was a fantastic idea to do that to my little sister who was sitting on the otherside of the couch, i jumped missed and hit the very base of my penis on the armrest, crying in agony i check and it looked like it was close to falling off. many tears and stiches later my old boy is fine.
until this monday when i go for a pee and find out my GF has now just given me genital warts
Bugger....
apologies for length, girth and cauliflower lumps
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 21:06, Reply)
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