I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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I accidentally gave my wife the flaming fanny.You all know the story- chopping up peppers, washed hands, didn't scrub under the nails. Lots of sounds of distress.
Only I came up with a way to resolve it.
See, capsaicin (the hot stuff in chilis) is an oil, which is why drinking water won't help. It coats your tongue (or other places) and won't be flushed away. This is why drinking milk helps- the milk fat is an organic solvent enough to dilute the stuff and wash it away.
No, I didn't flush her out with milk. I reasoned that other fluids would act as an organic solvent as well.
As the sweat was drying she finally forgave me. Especially as I had a slight sensation of heat on my knob as well.
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Wanderer, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 14:06,
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I too have had full sexual intercourse.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:07,
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Don't tell me you poured white spirit down her fanny.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:59,
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Jamaica?(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 12:54, closed)
#LAD(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:58, closed)
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