I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Always wash your hands after chopping chilliAlways.
Top Tip - wash them with cold water as hot will dilute the oils that come out of the chilli and make it stick to your hand. Same after handling fish.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:40,
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If you're a poor without a dishwasher.These sort of things sort themselves out.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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Not tried choppingchillies using a dishwasher. I'll give it a go.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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Oranges too.Oranges aren't quite of the same scale, but can be quite painful, if you touch certain areas.
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Does it hurt if you touch yourself after preparing fish?(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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I was trying to get next doors cat to lick...
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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But, I quite like the feeling of a wank after chopping some chillies.I've never really understood what all the fuss is about. It's touching eyes that can cause a little discomfit.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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Always wash your hands after wankingAlways. Doesn't half make your chillis taste funny otherwise.
Top Tip - wash them with cold water as hot will dilute the oils that come out of the wank and make it stick to your hand. Same after handling fish.
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