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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Does being enormously butthurt count?
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:56, 24 replies)
I can't believe you've started a new thread about it.
You massive bum-end.
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:01, closed)
attention seeking
on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:09, closed)
I should be banned or sutin.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:13, closed)

sutin molested by ugly badgers with extraordinary diseases.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:15, closed)
Dressed up as a dog and fingered by the mods.
Hmm, The Shining makes slightly more sense, now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:18, closed)
If I hadn't just had a wank about massive nork bruises I'd totally be having one about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:04, closed)
Not really.
I'm sure you'll eventually get over it though.

Ask Mum your to make you some smiley faced chips tonight.
(username failed moderation, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:21, closed)
I don't know who "Mum your" is but I'm totally going to the co-op to buy smiley face chips now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:02, closed)
Mum your is so fat,
when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was starting.
(username failed moderation, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:19, closed)
My mum falls down the stairs all the time.
Multiple Sclolosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:23, closed)
Easier
to overpower, huh?
(username failed moderation, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:38, closed)
I think this last ditch attempt to maintain some dignity is my favourite.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:03, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:50, closed)
http://b3ta.com/questions/worstpersonforthejob/post1723312/

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:52, closed)
Well, I think we can all agree that ignore 2.0 has been a resounding success, and made the site much more pleasant for everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:18, closed)
alright

(alright alright, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:25, closed)
alright alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:29, closed)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:34, closed)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:33, closed)
I can't wait for 3.0.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:26, closed)
It deletes both your accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:29, closed)
HURRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Frank Snow, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 0:46, closed)

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