Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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Exacting revenge on an irresponsible dog ownerSome cunt let their dog shit right outside my house, where, because it's autumn, the tree outside my house has shed it's leaves. So I didn't see the turd, and walked it into my car and unknowingly tranferred it onto the clutch pedal of my car. Being autumn, it was wet and cold yesterday, so I put the heating on. As you can imagine, the smell of baking dog-shit soon began to fill the car with it's meaty, rank odour. So there I sat in the stench of warm ordure, all the way to work. Lovely.
I have no way of getting back at the dog owner, who I imagine is probably sat in a cafe somewhere with a chilled glass of white wine and a croissant and feeling rather smug about themselves.
It's a rather narrow challenge in terms of scope, basically exacting retribution on an irresponsible dog owner.
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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16 years ago)
im so very sorrybut upon reading of your demise all i can hear in the back of my head is the Nelson laugh!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 18:31,
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