Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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The c*nt gameCan be played safely in public.
Invented by pit-orchestra musicians as an attempt to stave off suicide induced by having to listen to stage-school brats singing at full chest belt.
The game is quite simple, it's a variation on the 'substitute a word in a song title with the word c*nt' type deal.
Except, in this version, all you do is say the song title to someone else in the game who then has to mentally substitute the last word of the song title with the word c*nt.
This means that onlookers who are not in the game will be mystified when one of your colleagues is doubled up with laughter just because you've said the song title 'I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face' to them.
As with all games of this nature, timing is everything. My favourite was getting a trumpeter to screw up his solo by shouting 'Papa's Got A Brand New Bag' at him just as he took a deep breath before the first note.
(, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 14:25, Reply)
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