i hate lists as much as you do, so i'll keep this brief.
purchases of the last six months :
1 pair of highly expensive quality black teashades (see profile) that i can't wear without looking like Bram Stoker's fucking Dracula or a mark-chapman-obsessed-with-john-lennon type.
a 5' by 7' union jack bought while drunkenly patriotic.Hung in my room, makes me look like a BNP boot boy.
A brockhage pick gun that I ostensibly bought for 'hack value' but really bought for a spot of flatmate-burglary, shortly before i realised i wasn't Arsene fuckin' Lupin.
A case of Absinthe,just before being diagnosed with a stomach ulcer and prohibited from spirits.
Eskrima rattan sticks,bought from Fleabay while drunkenly considering my increasing beer belly.in the back of the cupboard.
Red Converse,which i bought on the strength of Sin City,the only purchase I have yet to regret.
Some people should not be allowed debit cards. I am one of them.

EDIT : Bought a USSR flag today for it's aesthetic appeal.And a complete set of Homer,Gibbon's Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire,the complete Oscar Wilde....fuck it!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55, 7 replies)

...
I have read this 3 times now.
And I still only understand what 1 of these items is....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:40, closed)

which one?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 21 May 2009, 22:45, closed)

Do you still have the absinthe?
I may make you a offer
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00, closed)

*bidding war*

( weaver., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:02, closed)

it's around here somewhere
there's a bottle of red crap,some thick syrupy crap and your bogstandard lafee absinthe parisienne.
frankly,it'd be cheaper for you to buy elsewhere.i like the bottles anyhow.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08, closed)

i think you may find
that it's decline and fall of the Roman Empire

[/pedant]
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:33, closed)

yes.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 22 May 2009, 20:41, closed)