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I don't have any little bastards fortunately. The trampoline would be purely for my use and if you heard screaming from me I would ask you call an ambulance.
Don't worry I'm sure one of your neighbouring little bastards will break something soon as most parents appear to be too stupid to supervise their offspring! The novelty will wear off at that point.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:47, 2 replies)

We appear to have got off on the wrong foot
whatever that means.

Would you like to come to mine for a barbecue?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44, closed)

Supervising..?
Bollocks - you think they should all be always 100% safe and observed at all times? Utter bollocks. If all our parents did that, then every QoTW would be dull as shit.

Kids *shouldn't* be over supervised, otherwise they don't *learn* anything, especially about managing personal risk. Just be on hand to ferry to A&E where necessary.

Oh, and don't bother with those dumb nets for the trampolines - again, stupidly overprotective, and fails to teach kids to *avoid* the riskiest stuff.
(MartinB9999, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:42, closed)