first post be gentle.............
well where to start...............a few years back i had a nasty life threatening accident in work and was in hospital for a long while..............after numerous skin grafts and other operations i was discharged and was approached by my union rep...sue the fuckers....you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams he said......fuck it thought I lets do it

fast forward 4 years and i finally get a payout........not as much as initially expected but i am not too worried about cash flow these days..................until 6 weeks ago.........a fuckspludgeringly huge row with mrs spinks saw me in the spare room and, being the compulsive twat that i am i bought a house......not just any house ...........a cottage with a twatting huge garden (i hate gardening but the dog likes it!!)....but thats not the impulse buy ....oh no a hundred grand on a cottage isn't impulsive for this fuckwit......the house needs work.......alot of work..........so far its had a new kitchen....carpets throughout............furniture for every room.......a gardener to sort the bastard jungle out before i lose the dog....a fucking dishwasher yet i will live alone there (lazy twat)...........a fucking 8 ring range cooker costing fuck knows how much (i never looked at the price tag i just liked it)..next i guess is a huge telly and a big ass massaging leather sofa

oh and me and mrs spinks made up and she's in greece at the moment and is expecting me to be home when she gets back....wish me luck with that one!!!!!
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Mon 25 May 2009, 7:32, 6 replies)

She must
like the smell of your money.




(What? Someone had to say it.)
(dxg, Mon 25 May 2009, 12:07, closed)

The only way to fix your serious disease
is to give me all your money.
(xanthine, Tue 26 May 2009, 6:09, closed)

You could sell
some of those full stops to raise extra cash. You seem to have a large supply of them.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:45, closed)

And now,
you are a property developer.
(MissFlee tried again on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, closed)

That was
painful to read. It wasn't even the full stops, as retarded as they were. It was just a stunted, shit story.
Fuck you.
(Leyxia, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:43, closed)

ooooh how polite
thanks for that......................cuntflaps
(spinks its only kinky the first time, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:14, closed)