I like penguins
because when i was at Edinburgh zoo once, the keeper in charge of the penguin parade had nothing on below her t-shirt and her free-range tits were wobbling about nicely, with protruding nipples.

Actually, that's got bugger all to do with penguins. I was just having a perv.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:38, 1 reply)

Reminds me of Phil Drabble
As I was watching the sheep dog trials on BBC2, way back when there was an attractive young shepherdess, with an (obviously) cool breeze pressing her t-shirt against her not unattractive breasts. Almost like a wet t-shirt competition without the wet.

And then Phil Drabble growled into his microphone, "and there's a fine figure of a lass."

That image has stayed with for far longer than it merits.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06, closed)