Impulse buys
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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But if it is real
You’ll be pleasantly surprised – not having taken it myself but having heard a fairly graphic description from a gay ex-boss, you’ll be pounding your pud all bloody evening. Not 4 hours of frantic choking trying desperately to come, but 4 hours of coming. And coming. And coming again. And again.
And half of all users are recreational anyway, they’re all filthy perverts like you! Why on earth you’d pay £150 when it would take 5 minutes at your G.P…
( , Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09, 1 reply)
You’ll be pleasantly surprised – not having taken it myself but having heard a fairly graphic description from a gay ex-boss, you’ll be pounding your pud all bloody evening. Not 4 hours of frantic choking trying desperately to come, but 4 hours of coming. And coming. And coming again. And again.
And half of all users are recreational anyway, they’re all filthy perverts like you! Why on earth you’d pay £150 when it would take 5 minutes at your G.P…
( , Tue 26 May 2009, 13:09, 1 reply)
As I said...
...I was drunk. Fake - possibly, overpriced - absolutely, filthy pervert - 100% certainly.
( , Tue 26 May 2009, 19:45, closed)
...I was drunk. Fake - possibly, overpriced - absolutely, filthy pervert - 100% certainly.
( , Tue 26 May 2009, 19:45, closed)
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