A ticket to the states
I bought a non refundable ticket to Washington state for £600ish to meet a girl off the Internet. Her mother told me I could come and all was well. Her dad found out and forbade it. Bam money gone.

What really rubs salt in the wound is 9 years later (which is now fellow b3tards) she comes to Cornwall here in the UK and is currently spending 6 months staying with a friend of mine in a house about 3 miles away and hasn't even made the effort to come visit me once and she's been here about 3 months now. Grrrrrr
( Peej, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:12, 12 replies)

Maybe you could leave your house and go meet real girls

(__, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:13, closed)

Ha ha
S U C K E R E D !
(aroe_m0rre, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:37, closed)

She's been here about three months
and have you gone the three miles to see her?
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:41, closed)

you could meet girls on the interweb
9 years ago?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:46, closed)

I met my wife there
13 years ago.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 28 May 2009, 6:03, closed)

hahaha
Your going to die lonely
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:17, closed)

Pffft.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:30, closed)

Surely paying £600 to meet up with a girl off the internet is worse than prostitution?
And yes, stop being a pussy and go the 3 miles to see her and your own friend. She's probably thinking the same thing, that you haven't made any effort to go see her when she is in your own bloody country.
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:32, closed)

you should
CUNT HER IN THE FUCK
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Wed 27 May 2009, 7:30, closed)

yup
To every one else, I married a girl from real life. As far as I'm concerned I spent £600 already she can pay the £2 bus fare the lazy bitch.
( Peej, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:42, closed)

Most Americans
Don't really understand busses. Bless
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 28 May 2009, 6:05, closed)

it's probably because you didn't own a digital camera at the time...
i assume she's seen your grinning chimp like neck appendage now :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 28 May 2009, 8:57, closed)