I dunno.
What's wrong with a bit of fruit? You can't go wrong with fruit. It's bio-degradable.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 May 2009, 15:39, 2 replies)

Can't do much with a strawberry and a few grapes though
a pineapple would be....interesting...painful, but interesting.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:41, closed)

With suitable control over the pelvic floor muscles
you could eject the grapes!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:22, closed)

fruit?
I've used chunky carrots in harder times. Not straight from the fridge though - best "served" at room temperature.
Pleasuring oneself with fruit will always remind me of Humpty and The Microwaved Melon ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 26 May 2009, 18:50, closed)