Impulse buys
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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A long time ago, I hit a crossroads in my life that was settled with an impulse purchase…
The quandry was: ‘Do I invest my meagre savings on a sparkly little engagement ring for my beloved girlfriend, or do I spluff the cash on treating myself to a gargantuan triple-pronged cast-iron dildo called the ‘Anal Annihilator 3000’?
All these years on, I don’t regret my decision one bit...despite the fact that my dungfunnel is now so slack and capacious that every time I proudly Goatse I’m in severe danger of turning myself completely inside-out.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, 8 replies)
The quandry was: ‘Do I invest my meagre savings on a sparkly little engagement ring for my beloved girlfriend, or do I spluff the cash on treating myself to a gargantuan triple-pronged cast-iron dildo called the ‘Anal Annihilator 3000’?
All these years on, I don’t regret my decision one bit...despite the fact that my dungfunnel is now so slack and capacious that every time I proudly Goatse I’m in severe danger of turning myself completely inside-out.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:18, 8 replies)
Seeing as I'm so supremely confident that this won't win...
I would be prepared to post a picture of it inserted right up to the leather footstraps
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:57, closed)
I would be prepared to post a picture of it inserted right up to the leather footstraps
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:57, closed)
I'll just put this here then...
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( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, closed)
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( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, closed)
The dildo's
a better investment -
it's something you can pass onto your grandchildren.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:36, closed)
a better investment -
it's something you can pass onto your grandchildren.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:36, closed)
**Click**
for 'dungfunnel' and 'up to the leather footstraps'. I spat my Jack Daniels all over my laptop.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 23:19, closed)
for 'dungfunnel' and 'up to the leather footstraps'. I spat my Jack Daniels all over my laptop.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 23:19, closed)
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