plane boring
A friend and I were going through a list of items to be auctioned at a stolen property auction which I was due to attend. I had a my eye on a DVD recorder (this was a long time ago) and he had his eye on a Plane. I set off to Wimbledon to the auction. The items can be viewed but it is all buyer beware.
Aaanyhoo after some furious bidding, it's like Ebay on cheap speed, I had won both items. I rang aforementioned friend to tell him the good news that he had only paid £18 for his plane. He was over the moon and wanted to know if it had any spare propellers, 'propellers' I asked him 'what the biggins would a plane need a propeller for? it's got a plug though'
'what the biggins would a remote control plane need with a plug?' he asked. I called him a cunt and laughed all the way home, that was until I went to plug my brand newish DVD in and realised it was a Canadian DVD and didn't work in the UK. Who's the cunt now ? Actually, the real cunt was the idiot that stole a canadian DVD player.

Can any of you cunts tell me if I am allowed to say cunt ?
( spingers, Wed 27 May 2009, 21:36, 2 replies)

no youre not
cunt.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Wed 27 May 2009, 23:50, closed)

Feel free to post the dvd player to me
Since I'm in Canada and, as such, it'll work here.
( mariosoup is the patron saint of quality footwear, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:41, closed)