I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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A bee stung Sting and it stang.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2024, 5:07,
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Will This Do? (Collated AI Anecdotes Generated by Other People)
"by" Rob Manuel
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 2 May 2024, 16:06,
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It's bad, it's a bit of a joke, and there's an apology embedded - does that fit the criteria?
Are lymericks allowed?
I've one of which I'm proud.
But I do worry,
And should say sorry,
It's not too well endowed!
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Mr Science (in search of something original to put here), Thu 2 May 2024, 12:51,
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How do you get Pikachu on to a bus?
You poke him on.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 May 2024, 10:17,
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What's brown and tastes like dog shit?
Wolf shit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 22:33,
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An Analysis of Skepticism in the West Country
by Chinery Khan
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 6:13,
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Serotonin and Melotonin
by Brian Chemicals
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 17:32,
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latest was 9 months ago)
Brain Chemicals
By Sir O'Tonin and Mel O'Tonin
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:16,
1 reply,
9 months ago)
Brain Chemicals
by Sarah Tonin and Mel R. Tonin
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 28 Apr 2024, 22:53,
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latest was 9 months ago)
What is b3ta's favourite Japanese curry comeback charity?
The Katsu Revival Trust.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 25 Apr 2024, 18:43,
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This Means Nothing to Me
by Harvey Enner
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 20:39,
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I Can't Find My Hat
by Sonia Head
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 24 Apr 2024, 15:08,
1 reply,
10 months ago)
Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?
They got tired of being taken for granite
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FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:36,
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9 months ago)
Soothing Jingles
By Boa-ding Winchymes
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FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:20,
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The Perfect Swing (A Guide To Golfing)
By Chip Shot
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FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:18,
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Burying The Dead In A Mound And You
By Tom U.Luss
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FrenchBoast, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 7:17,
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"Taking on the Hooligans"
by Ewan Husami
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:19,
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"The Close Race"
by Jocelyn Forfhurst
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:11,
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How is b3ta like poo ?
They’re both shit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 1:27,
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What's the dullest square on a chessboard?
F1
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Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 20 Apr 2024, 22:57,
1 reply,
10 months ago)
Cooking Pasta The Right Way
By Al Dente
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 20 Apr 2024, 8:16,
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Quick Yoga Lunch Ideas
By Om Lette
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Apr 2024, 13:06,
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Inflammatory conditions of the scrotum, by Prof. A. K. Bullocks
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:55,
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10 months ago)
Songs from Mary Poppins
by Sue Percalifragilisticexpialidocious
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:29,
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Youtube keeps recommending pondscum drumming videos to me
I think it's the algorithm
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 2:51,
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"Biblical Retaliations"
by Ivor Aneye
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Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 15 Apr 2024, 18:14,
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Long Band Names by Dave Deedozibeekeemickantich and U. Willnowuzbythetraleofdead
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:34,
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Giving Evidence by I. Dosolemliswartootellthutrooththehowltroothandnuthingbuth-Thetroothsohelpmigod
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:25,
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Following Orders Aboard Ship by I. I. Captain
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ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 15 Apr 2024, 17:22,
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