I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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did you hear about the rapper that got a number 2 record?Poop Loggy Log
(, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 17:54, 8 replies, latest was 9 months ago)
Who was the rapper who changed his duvet cover?Snoop Toggy Tog.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 27 Jun 2024, 22:32,
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Why did the vegetarian take up meditation?To find their inner peas.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 16:12,
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What happened when the fruitarian faced eating a camel to survive in the dessert?He drew a lime in the sand.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Jun 2024, 9:01,
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What is a frogs favourite day of the week?Flyday!
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 25 Jun 2024, 11:08,
1 reply,
9 months ago)
The Govester says:‘It looks like one rule for them and one rule for us,’
Sorry, I just haven't laughed out loud so much since the whole sham started! Priceless!
(, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 10:02, Reply)
I heard that 10 Downing Street is haunted,……but that just might be a Ghost Tory.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:48,
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9 months ago)
What was the hardest period of time to live in?The stone age!
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Jun 2024, 9:57,
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latest was 9 months ago)
my dog's made of thin paperhow does he smell?
Tearable!
(, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 18:16, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
What do French charity workers have for dessert?Nonprofiteroles
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 4:52,
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The Allo Allo themed font is good but describing it as the rebirth of typology is a bit muchits just the René sans
(, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 17:43, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
My Garbage drummer has no eyes.How does he see?
Vg
(, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 10:19, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
What is Fonzi's favorite book festival?Ay-on-Wye
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 23:57,
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My dog has no eyesSo how does he look?
Gorgeous
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 23:56,
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I used to love skiingbut for me it's rapidly going downhill
(, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 19:57, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
What do you call someone that can't 'feel' where their sunken ship is?An emotional wreck.
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 16 Jun 2024, 20:23,
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What do you call someone who can't 'feel' their legs?An emotional cripple.
(, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:14, Reply)
I say I say I say...My dogs got a reading and writing condition.
How does he spell?
DogsLicksIt!
(, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 8:46, Reply)
I say I say I say, my dog plays cricket!How does he spell?
Not well he's far better at fielding.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:52, Reply)
I say I say I say...My dog has no opposable thumbs!
How does he spell?
With a keyboard.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 11:57, Reply)
I say, I say, I say. My dog's a wizard?How does he spell?
With his wand!
(, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 8:51, Reply)
I say, I say, I say. My dog's got dyslexia?How does he spell?
Terrible!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 16:55, Reply)
'How To Use Fish On A Pizza'By Anne Chovi.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:08,
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The Overlook Hotel had one other guest...A Kning who stayed in it's room all the time.
Must have been the Shy Kning.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:54, Reply)
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