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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Not bad so no apologies.
3 hookers walk into a bar

the 1st one says "My pussy's so big the John I fucked last night could fit his whole fist up me!"

the second one say "My cunt is so big the guy my pimp brought me last night managed to fit both his feet in me & wiggled his toes!"

the third one smiled, sat on the barstool, opened her legs and slid down to the floor...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2020, 20:24, 3 replies, latest was 8 weeks ago)
username checks out

(, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 13:17, Reply)
That joke is older than either of us.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2020, 14:08, Reply)
Why can't I reply to his post?
I want to know what happened next :(
(, Thu 2 Apr 2020, 20:56, Reply)

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