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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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kid's birthday joke I just heard:
what lives in the ocean and is good in maths?

an octoplus!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 13:56, 6 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them

MODS!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 14:14, Reply)

Anyway, any fool knows it's a coralculator.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 14:14, Reply)

Or a crabacus.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 15:51, Reply)

Or a spreadsheatfish.

(dribble, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 17:41, Reply)

hey, I am absolutely certain that the highest rated 'joke' was in fact written from scratch by pop-metal teenybopper 'agnostic antichrist' and is not in fact even older than Queef Richard's

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 Apr 2021, 13:32, Reply)

Nobody has ever thought of that joke before.
www.google.com/search?q=itheberg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 27 Apr 2021, 23:13, Reply)

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