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I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)

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Bill Gates was despondent.
His friend Michael Rowe popped round to cheer him up with a bag of American crisps. But when Michael opened the bag, it burst, and the crisps scattered all over the stall. Bill knew they would be bad for the donkeys if they ate them, so he immediately set to work sucking them up with his Excel-Electric New Series vacuum cleaner.

tl;dr: Bill Gates put Mike Rowe chips in his Vax-EENS.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 20 May 2021, 9:09, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

Jesus, it's as if qotw never died

(dribble, Thu 20 May 2021, 15:37, Reply)

My work here is done.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 20 May 2021, 16:03, Reply)

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