I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Foo Fighters had to abandon releasing a greatest hits album
when Dave Grohl couldn't stop writing the title.
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dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 11:13,
9 replies,
latest was 4 years ago)
This would have been mildly amusing about 15 years ago
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dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 15:16,
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b3ta, you mean.
/ac
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:02,
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When this qotw started
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dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 19:16,
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It never started, and it will never end.
Fuck professor Brian Cox, *now* I grasp infinity.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 19:44,
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A twist in the fabric of b3ta, where the second week of August 2018 becomes a loop
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dribble, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 20:36,
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just saying, his records are abysmal shit for teenyboppers and trainee accountants that like rocking out when they're feeling a bit random.
He's not even that good a drummer.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 23 Jun 2021, 9:17,
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It looks like you give more of a shit about Dave Grohl than even his mum does.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 18:38,
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NO MATE, I JUST CAN'T STAND THE GRINNING CUNT AND HIS MUSIC THAT HE KNOWS IS SHIT YET STILL HE PUTS HIS NAME TO IT AND SELLS IT TO WANKERS
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 27 Jun 2021, 23:22,
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just sayin
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 27 Jun 2021, 23:23,
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