b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke » Post 2634503 | Search
This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

Read Latest | Highest Voted

(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Pages: Latest, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, ... 1

« Go Back

What's green but turns red at the press of a button?
Litmus paper! (the button is designed to squeeze a precise amount of sulphuric acid out of a pipette, lowering the pH from 7 to 0).
(, Wed 25 Aug 2021, 14:03, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
alt:
Patrick Harvie MSP! (the button activates an oil rig)
(, Thu 26 Aug 2021, 13:09, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, ... 1