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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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How do you know when a witch is having a period?
It suddenly starts to rain menstrual blood
(, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
I have your suggestion to improve your joke.
You could omit the word 'menstrual' as I doubt the average person would be able to tell the difference between menstrual blood and other forms of blood when it is raining on them from the sky unless they looked up and saw the source of the blood, in which case the joke would be:
How do you know when a witch is having a period?
You observe that she is bleeding from her vagina
(, Tue 11 Jan 2022, 1:54, Reply)
Alternatively,
it could be that there are other telltale signs or foreknowledge of when her period is due. Hence:
How do you know when a witch is having a period?
She casts a spell on you because she's a bit short-tempered, and/or you know that her period is due and that she isn't pregnant.
(, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 9:27, Reply)

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